Giggles Gym

Give you humour a good work out today.

Tim Vine classics:

I went to the video store the other day and I said "Can I rent Batman Forever", the guy replies, "No, you'll have to bring it back".

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like Tim?". I said "Ooh, I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don't have to be polite" "Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you stupid cow

So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand

I know something funny...



Yeh... In my isolated NW villages which are difficult to defend
Shame about the 15c. Damn lectures made me miss out on the fun by minutes.

Hope your defenders are sticking around - because I will be back.

Cool beans. I look forward to my defenders medal

I don't believe you guys actually have any troops left!? I'm sure Rodderz lost pretty much everything, you have at least 500 imps left off the top of my head, but none of you have anything to worry about.

he's not the only 1 with troops you know

No way!?!

Who else has troops?

on thier way to my new village

Ok, so you have some more troops!

4192 troops attacked me today, none went home.
I must of lost about 200 troops in total

When are you guys gonna give up?

Ooops, I forgot about Riots attack. Nevermind - he's nothing to worry about anymore.

I also have 2 more attacks incoming. I'm very scared.

Jesus you must want that village badly - thats now 45,000 troops you have lost trying to capture it... You have spent more resources and troop build time trying to capture it than it than it would have to construct your own village!

It's mine, it's mine muhawa ha ha!!! Only took about 1 million troops - res's well spent I reckon.

Lol. Look after it well

Twicenightly, did you get that village you wanted?

i got what i wanted mate to take out plenty of your troops 8000 i think it was
you dont have to attack to do plenty of damage

8000? Thats hardly plenty of troops is it? I could build that in a week without straining myself
45,000 on the other hand... THAT is a lot!!

First of all I am going to thank you for the experience, a 2nd place medal isn't bad, it was fun, AND I found out that the lower my population is, the better I will do against the Natars!! Thanks!

Now I'm gonna treat you to my plus graph:



See the two green bumps? The first is when I took the WW village, and you guys along with quite a few other alliances attacked and failed, the second and final bump from c. 72,000 up to c. 130,000 is when you were trying to chief my villages